Alli Parsons
Assistant Account Executive
Allison Parsons is an Assistant Account Executive for Congruent Media. When she came to us, a humble intern, we set her upon the sale of our magic beans in the village square — magic Greenbeans, to be precise. She was gone for days and just when we worried we would need to pluck another intern from the swirling abyss, she returned triumphant, tugging a lowing heifer behind her on an old, musty rope. Impressed as we were, we hired the young lady on the spot. Never mind the days that followed — the unsightly beanstalk in Canton Square, the giant that destroyed Fell's Point, the golden eggs, and that "Jack" boy who became a star on our account yet never once offered a link back. Hrrumph.
Alli Parsons is a Fighting Blue Hen ... as well as a graduate of the fine University of Delaware. She got her start on life in the home of the Baltimore Ravens (and the new home of Joe Flacco, also a University of Delaware alum), Owings Mills — incidentally CNNMoney.com's #49 of "The 100 Best Places to Live and Launch." In Alli's case, we'll certainly agree with that. Fee fi fo fum, we smell the blood of a promising career!
