Megan Carruth
Web Marketer
Like some awesome glimpse of the Aurora Borealis, Megan Carruth came to Congruent Media in a vision of shimmering light flickering above the wind-washed, Minnesota snow scape. For a year and some night-black months Jeffrey had toiled in stoic solitude in Congruent Media's satellite St. Paul office, a crude, wooden carving of a duck and a dusty, old Miles Davis LP his sole companions until, one day, he heard a dulcet but commanding voice broadcast from behind his work station monitor; "Jeffrey, I can help you with your search engine marketing … Jeffrey, your vast and growing roster of client accounts require my expert knowledge of current search optimization trends … Jeffrey, you must act now to acquire my very mad, mad business development skillz … Jeffrey, my name is Megan Carruth and if you could just scoot your chair slightly to the left, I could easily hand you my elegantly type-set business card and curriculum vitae." And whether or not he suspected the culprit be the elves (again) or frost-bitten delirium, Jeffrey did scoot his chair to the left, did accept said documents, and did subsequently hire said apparition of the winter sky as Congruent Media's second-ever St. Paul associate.
Of course, we did have to conduct some research before letting Jeffrey bring in just any delusion claiming web marketing expertise. But it all checks out – Megan is in fact real and a Minnesotan (although San Franciscan-born, which may explain the ethereal glow and tinkling of bells) with years of experience consulting, writing, giving talks, providing training sessions, writing some more, and, wow, even playing the blues.
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